
Sorry Marc, but you've been Chopped. My wife and I are big fans of the food network, in particular, the
show Chopped. We always appreciated judge Marc Murphy's comments,
he seems like a really nice guy, and they always refer to him as "acclaimed
chef" Marc Murphy, so naturally we were curious and excited to try
his first restaurant, Landmarc in Tribeca. I decided to surprise
Christine and book a table for Valentines day.
The restaurant is more of a casual,
neighborhood restaurant, with upscale prices. I find this to be a perplexing
combination, as I expect the service and food quality to be in line with
the pricing. Since the restaurant is higher end casual, they
lacked certain details I would have expected. For example, the menu
is a folded up piece of paper. This would be interesting if it changed
daily or weekly, but that's not the case. I was also surprised that
on Valentines day, there was not a simple flower on the table. Other
minor snafus included serving a very slightly chilled bottle of Peligrino,
and bringing bread to the table that was literally cold, not even room
temperature!

Lets move on from these trivial details
and focus on the food. Christine ordered an Octopus salad to start. The presentation was rustic but nice, and the flavors great. What was
astonishing was that the salad was served over a large bowl of potatoes.
Don't get me wrong, they were delicious, but we could not help thinking
that if this dish was presented to the judges on Chopped, the cook
would get absolutely blasted for serving a large bowl of potatoes as part
of a appetizer salad. The dish clearly lacked balance, and if she
were to have eaten such a mound of carbs, there seemingly would have been
no room for the main course. After "judging" the appetizer
round, we got the idea to critique the rest of the meal as if we were judges
on the show chopped. I commented that they still have two rounds
to make up for the unbalanced, yet delicious appetizer. Given
the taste, we decided to put the chef through to the next round!


Now onto round two. I ordered
the grass fed ribeye. Given its price of $52, I had high expectations.
Having eaten ribeyes at high end steakhouses twice this week, my
palate was expecting a tender, juicy, flavorful piece of meat. I
was SHOCKED when they delivered a plate of food that was practically falling
off the plate. The steaks all come with fries, and the steak was
placed at a slight angle on top of the fries. To the left was a massive
mound of lettuce. Ok....I'm not sure where to start. Practically,
there was no room to cut the steak. Traditionally, steaks are served
on their own plate, with the sides on separate plates or bowls. I had to lift up the steak and remove the fries from underneath,
in order to actually cut it. All of the fries that were under the
steak were of course soggy, as they absorbed the juice from the steak.
The salad was a real shocker. I know it's a bistro style restaurant but they have an abundance of salads
on the menu as starters, why they piled lettuce on the plate is besides
me. If they want to include a salad, they should serve it as an appetizer
before the main course. Similarly, the lettuce was covered in the
steak's juice, not a great combination. So now that I've reconfigured
the plate, time to dig in. To my surprise, this was one of the toughest
pieces of meat I've encountered. It was genuinely difficult to cut
the steak, and after some hard work, the steak was too tough and chewy
to enjoy. Since I was hungry, I labored my way through half
the steak, but enjoyed almost none of it, but some of the fries that were
not soggy. Christine ordered the scallops, which were nicely
presented and delicious.

At the end of round two, I would definitely
would have chopped this chef, as the mistakes were just too big. Unfortunately
for us, there was only one chef to judge, so we had to push on to the desert
round. We decided to order the warm chocolate cake from the special
valentines day menu. It came quickly, looked nice, but was
tiny. We dug in, and both went "ehh". Christine
summed it up by saying, "this tastes like a microwaved cake."
We both burst out laughing and agreed that sadly, Landmarc needed to be
chopped off our list.
Xteve rating : 2.5 *****